If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.