Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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