Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.