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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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