The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, friendship
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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has 43.93 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
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