Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter.
He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Chuck Norris made time wait.
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.