The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, knock-knock
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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