If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.