The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".