The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: business, Chuck Norris
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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