Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.