The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street...
Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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