The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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