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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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