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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
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