The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen.
Twice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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