Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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