The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!