Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.