The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.