The best Chuck Norris jokes

What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, sport
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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