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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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