Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris