The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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