What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.