The best Chuck Norris jokes

When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...  He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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