The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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has 44.56 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, death, life, technology
Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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has 44.53 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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has 44.53 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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has 44.50 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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has 44.50 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
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has 44.50 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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has 44.50 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
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has 44.49 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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has 44.49 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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has 44.49 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, kids
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