The best Chuck Norris jokes

When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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