The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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