When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.