The best Chuck Norris jokes

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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