The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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