When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.