The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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