Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.