The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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