When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.