The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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