The best Chuck Norris jokes

Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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has 43.52 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, funeral
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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