Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.