The best Chuck Norris jokes

Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth. Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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has 46.35 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
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has 46.35 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death
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