The best Chuck Norris jokes

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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