Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth. Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.