Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.