The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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