The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport, winter
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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