Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris