Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
Chuck Norris never swam. Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.