The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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