Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.
Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.