The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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has 44.87 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: asian, Chuck Norris
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, science
Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed went itself out of fear.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, technology, time
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