Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.