Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.