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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
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Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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Chuck Norris never swam. Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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