If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG