The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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