The best Chuck Norris jokes

Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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