The best Chuck Norris jokes

A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
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