A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic