Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.