If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.