The best Chuck Norris jokes

In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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has 45.27 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, Santa
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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has 45.25 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series. We know it as Forged in the fire.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex, women
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