Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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Chuck Norris never swam.
Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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