Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
Chuck Norris knows who A is.
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.