Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.