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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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