In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series. We know it as Forged in the fire.