In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.
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