The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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