Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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