Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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