Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
Chuck Norris never swam. Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.