Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.