The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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