Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell? A: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".