There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
Chuck Norris never swam. Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.