Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer? He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.