The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer? He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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They say terror? Look at Chuck.
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