The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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