The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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has 46.63 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, kids
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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has 46.63 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, sport
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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has 46.63 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, kids
Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, music
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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