The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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