The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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