Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
Q: How many Chuck Norris\' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? \r\nA: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.