The best Chuck Norris jokes

People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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