The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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