Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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