Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Chuck Norris made time wait.
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.