The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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