When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.