Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.