Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.