Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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