The best Chuck Norris jokes

Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris\' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? \r\nA: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
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