The best Chuck Norris jokes

Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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