Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Of course you would.
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.