Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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