Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.