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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
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