The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, wine
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, drug
Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
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Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
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