The best Chuck Norris jokes

The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, internet, technology
Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
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has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed went itself out of fear.
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has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, communication
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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