Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
Europe
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