Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan.
Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".