Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas.
They made a deal.
Chuck now owns the shop.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much.
Chuck Norris throws down!
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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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