The best Chuck Norris jokes

Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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