Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.