Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote.
He elects!
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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