Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...