The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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