The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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has 42.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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has 42.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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has 42.49 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth. The Priests confess his sins.
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, priest, religious
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, internet
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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