Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.