Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.