Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.