The best Chuck Norris jokes

When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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