Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe