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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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