Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
Chuck Norris made time wait.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.