The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth. The Priests confess his sins.
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, priest, religious
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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has 42.40 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, history
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, lawyer
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, money
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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