The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs. They come on when HE wants them to.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
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