The best Chuck Norris jokes

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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