The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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has 42.40 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT, technology
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport, winter
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, lawyer
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, money
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, money
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