Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.