The best Chuck Norris jokes

The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
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has 42.09 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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