The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
Vote:
We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
Vote:
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
Vote:
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
Vote: