The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.