The best Chuck Norris jokes

Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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Chuck Norris never swam. Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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