The best Chuck Norris jokes

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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