Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest?
I don't know he is still busy.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.