When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs. They come on when HE wants them to.
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.