Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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