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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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