The best Chuck Norris jokes

Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, food, Santa
Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, horse
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