When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.
Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.