Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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