The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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