Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.