The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.
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