Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.