Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.