The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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