Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.