The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
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has 45.35 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hunting
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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has 45.35 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, internet, IT, technology
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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