The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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