Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari