The best Chuck Norris jokes

The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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