The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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