When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.