The best Chuck Norris jokes

In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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