The best Chuck Norris jokes

Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, genie, stupid
There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 50.76 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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