When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged.
He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is...
Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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