The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, science
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, internet, technology
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: beauty, Chuck Norris, sex, women
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
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