In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".