The best Chuck Norris jokes

Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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