The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad.
He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari