The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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