Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Curiosity didn't kill the cat.
Chuck Norris did.
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