Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.