Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.