The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs. They come on when HE wants them to.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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