The best Chuck Norris jokes

The First Law of Thermodynamics states: Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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