Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
Chuck did enter the Dragon.
The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.