Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris