The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.