The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, internet, technology
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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has 43.15 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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has 43.04 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, life
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
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has 42.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hunting
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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has 42.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, teacher
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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