Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.