Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
Chuck norris can control chaos.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.