Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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