The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs. They come on when HE wants them to.
Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.