Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.