The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
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