The best Chuck Norris jokes

Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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