Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.