Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged.
He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is...
Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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