The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, political
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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