The best Chuck Norris jokes

Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks. No one finished it. Why? Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick. It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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has 45.78 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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