The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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