Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.