The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
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