Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris can milk birds.
Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.