When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.