In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.