The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, life
The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, technology
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, sport
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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has 53.15 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
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