The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.