The best Chuck Norris jokes

Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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