The best Chuck Norris jokes

The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, life
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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has 44.04 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, god
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