The best Chuck Norris jokes

You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
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has 50.96 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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has 50.96 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, christian, Chuck Norris, communication
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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