The best Chuck Norris jokes

The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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