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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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