The best Chuck Norris jokes

The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 51.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, drug
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
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