You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.