Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
Chuck Norris discovered America.
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks. No one finished it. Why? Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick. It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.