You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Curiosity didn't kill the cat.
Chuck Norris did.
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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