The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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has 42.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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has 42.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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has 42.49 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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has 42.47 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
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