If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris froze hell.
There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1