The best Chuck Norris jokes

There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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