The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, geography, sex, technology
There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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has 58.22 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Hitler, jewish
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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has 57.83 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black people, Chuck Norris, racist, white people
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