The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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