The best Chuck Norris jokes

A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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