Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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