The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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