In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.