The best Chuck Norris jokes

The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, money
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, phone
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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has 42.18 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military, war
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