Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.