The best Chuck Norris jokes

Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, internet, technology
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: beauty, Chuck Norris, sex, women
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
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has 42.09 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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