The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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