The best Chuck Norris jokes

“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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