The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
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has 42.00 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hunting
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
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has 42.00 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
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