The best Chuck Norris jokes

If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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