The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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