Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.