Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
Chuck Norris never swam. Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.