The best Chuck Norris jokes

In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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