Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.