Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer? He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs. They come on when HE wants them to.
Chuck Norris can stand the rain...