Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen.
Twice.
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Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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