The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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Chuck Norris never swam. Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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