Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.