Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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