Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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