Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.