The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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