The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
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