Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.