Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth. Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!