The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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