Shhhhh...
Did you hear that?
Chuck did.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon.
If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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There was no Big Bang.
Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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