What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.