The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
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Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
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