The best Chuck Norris jokes

Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, geography, sex, technology
There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
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