The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer? He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs. They come on when HE wants them to.
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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