The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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