The best Chuck Norris jokes

Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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