Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe