The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth. Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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