The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts. Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: beauty, Chuck Norris
They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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has 45.26 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, easter, travel
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
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