The best Chuck Norris jokes

What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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