Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth. Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.