Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."