The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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