The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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