The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 52.77 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death
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