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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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