A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.