Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.