The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth. Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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has 41.91 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, mean, science
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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