The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, drug
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Facebook
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, science
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever? A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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