Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.