The best Chuck Norris jokes

Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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