The best Chuck Norris jokes

The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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has 44.87 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: asian, Chuck Norris
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, technology
In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, drug
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, funeral, hospital
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