The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
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