The best Chuck Norris jokes

A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard. People now call it Bigfoot.
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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