Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever? A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.