The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
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has 42.00 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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has 42.00 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, internet, IT, technology
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, kids
Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
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