The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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has 58.22 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Hitler, jewish
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, internet
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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