Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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