Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.