Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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