Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World...
War.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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