The best Chuck Norris jokes

Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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