When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door?
Too Late!
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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