Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.