The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, knock-knock
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, science
Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever? A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, Chuck Norris, health
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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has 57.13 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Hitler, jewish
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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