The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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