In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen.
Twice.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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