There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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