Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.