Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.