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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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