The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!