When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
Europe
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris