Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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ChuckNorris.com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
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