There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.