Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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