The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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