Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.