Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.