Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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