The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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