When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.