The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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