Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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