The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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