The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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has 40.23 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, knock-knock
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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has 40.17 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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has 40.15 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, Santa
When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart
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