Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!