Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices.
His vehicles run on fear.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago.
The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken.
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