Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.