The best Chuck Norris jokes

When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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