The best Chuck Norris jokes

They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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