Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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