Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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