Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.