The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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has 43.52 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, internet, IT
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