Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!