All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.