Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.