Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.