The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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