Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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