What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.