The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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