Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.