Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.