Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.