The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...  He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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