Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.