The best Chuck Norris jokes

Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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