Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.