The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.