The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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