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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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