The best Chuck Norris jokes

The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, food, life
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, genie, stupid
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