The best Chuck Norris jokes

The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse... And his favorite drink is punch...
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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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