Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.