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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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