The best Chuck Norris jokes

The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death, health, life
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, love
There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks. No one finished it. Why? Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick. It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, sport
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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has 50.67 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
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