Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.