I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.