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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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