The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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