The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, religious
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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has 40.23 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, knock-knock
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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has 40.17 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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has 40.15 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, gay
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