The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, sport
Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: catholic, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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has 40.37 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, internet, sex
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport, winter
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, money
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