When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.