The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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has 40.23 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, knock-knock
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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has 40.15 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, gay
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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