Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.