Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...