The best Chuck Norris jokes

Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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