I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam...
In the Sahara Desert.
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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