Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.