The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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