When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.