The best Chuck Norris jokes

Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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