The best Chuck Norris jokes

Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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