The best Chuck Norris jokes

Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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