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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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