Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.