The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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