The best Chuck Norris jokes

On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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