Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.