When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.