The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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