The best Chuck Norris jokes

Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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