After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.