Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.