The best Chuck Norris jokes

The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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