The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
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