Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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