May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.