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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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