The best Chuck Norris jokes

The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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