The best Chuck Norris jokes

Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, drug
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: baby, celebrity, Chuck Norris
The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, science
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone, technology
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
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