Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.