Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.