The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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