The best Chuck Norris jokes

Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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