The best Chuck Norris jokes

May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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