The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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