Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine. Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.