The best Chuck Norris jokes

Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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