Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.