Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.