Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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