Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.