The best Chuck Norris jokes

On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, music
Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, work
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