The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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