Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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