Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.