The best Chuck Norris jokes

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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