Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is...
Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
Do you know why God is called "God"?
Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
Chuck Norris is not cool.
By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.