Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.