The best Chuck Norris jokes

Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared. These are known as black holes.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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has 48.58 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid
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