Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.