The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, history
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, holiday
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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