Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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