The best Chuck Norris jokes

America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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