The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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