They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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