The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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