There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.