The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.

The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.

Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.

Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.

Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.

Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.

Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.

When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly

Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.

The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.