Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.