The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, easter, travel
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, gay
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Halloween
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
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has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, money
Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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has 39.12 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, cowboy, death
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, stupid
Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, work
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