The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
Vote:
Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
Vote:
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
Vote:
Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
Vote:
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
Vote:
Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
Vote:
Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
Vote: