Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.