The best Chuck Norris jokes

They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, political
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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has 38.74 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, science
Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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has 38.74 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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has 38.74 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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has 38.55 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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has 38.50 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, tax
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