The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse... And his favorite drink is punch...
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, Chuck Norris, life
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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has 39.38 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, god
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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has 39.19 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Hitler
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, god, mean
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