The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
Vote:
has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
Vote:
has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can break air.
Vote:
has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
Vote:
has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
Vote:
has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
Vote:
has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
Vote:
has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
Vote:
has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
Vote:
has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
Vote:
has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
<<<214215216217
More jokes →
Page 214 of 250.