Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.