Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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