Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared. These are known as black holes.
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"