The best Chuck Norris jokes

Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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