The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football, sport
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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has 48.59 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, knock-knock
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, math, science
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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has 48.40 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, kids
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, science
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, communication
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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