The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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