When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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