The best Chuck Norris jokes

Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport, time
Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, heaven
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, political
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