AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep. Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.