When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.