The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.