Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse... And his favorite drink is punch...
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.