The best Chuck Norris jokes

Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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