AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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