The best Chuck Norris jokes

UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight. It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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has 39.62 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT
Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football, kids
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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