The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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