The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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has 39.38 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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has 39.38 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music, sex
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, life
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, easter, travel
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