The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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