When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
Chuck Norris is not cool.
By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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