When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.