Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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Two halves make a whole.
Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Moses did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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