Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.