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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
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Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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