Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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