The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse... And his favorite drink is punch...
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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has 39.38 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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has 39.38 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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