Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
Vote:
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
Vote:
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
Vote:
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
Vote:
Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
Vote: