The best Chuck Norris jokes

God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone, technology
Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, sport
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, horse
Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
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