The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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