There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.