Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone. Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.