The best Chuck Norris jokes

There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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