The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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