The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine. Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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