The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine. Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, drug
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, morbid, sport, winter
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, programmer
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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