Chuck Norris is not cool.
By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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