Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.