The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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has 38.50 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, tax
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, drug
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, sport
Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared. These are known as black holes.
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has 38.48 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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has 38.48 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football, sport
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