Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine. Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.