The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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