The best Chuck Norris jokes

The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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has 48.58 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, god, mean
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, Chuck Norris
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