Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed.
Some get away.
They are called astronauts.
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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