The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.