Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.