Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.