Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph.
Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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