The best Chuck Norris jokes

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, work
What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, gay
Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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has 38.74 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, science
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