Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine. Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.