Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.