Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
Chuck Norris named his parents.
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.