Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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