Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged.
He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World...
War.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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