Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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