Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
We now have questions.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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