Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.