The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, communication
Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, Chuck Norris
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, war
Chuck Norris froze hell.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
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