The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, funeral, hospital
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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has 38.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, science
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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has 38.74 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
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