The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, stupid
Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, work
What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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