The best Chuck Norris jokes

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, phone
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Halloween
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
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has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, money
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, stupid
Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, work
What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, gay
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