The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
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