Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.