The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.