The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, war
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: bible, catholic, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, cowboy, time
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
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