The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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