The best Chuck Norris jokes

The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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