The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food, time
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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