The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
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