The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, internet, technology
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, time, women
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: April fools, Chuck Norris
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