Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.