The best Chuck Norris jokes

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, geography, sex, technology
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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