The best Chuck Norris jokes

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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