Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.