Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.