The best Chuck Norris jokes

The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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