On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.