The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.