The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, science
If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cop
Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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