The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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has 38.74 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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has 38.55 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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has 38.55 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, science
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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has 38.50 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, tax
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, music
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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has 38.48 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, death, life, technology
Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever? A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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has 38.25 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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has 38.25 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, life
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