Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
Wagner is really Chuck Norris!