Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.