Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.