Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
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