The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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