The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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