The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, music
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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has 38.25 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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has 38.25 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, technology
Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
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