The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, money
Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, technology
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, programmer
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