It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.