The best Chuck Norris jokes

Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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has 38.48 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, math, science
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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has 38.25 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, technology
Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, light bulb
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
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