The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
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When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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