The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
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Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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