Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight. It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out. Then the ball hits you.
Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.