Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out.
Then the ball hits you.
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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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