Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
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More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, internet, IT
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, death, food, morbid
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.