The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, sport
Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
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has 51.80 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, kids
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, sport
July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, holiday
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
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has 51.56 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
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