The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks. No one finished it. Why? Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick. It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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