The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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