When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.