Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.