The best Chuck Norris jokes

When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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