The best Chuck Norris jokes

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, programmer
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, war
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, sport
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