Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!