Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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