Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door?
Too Late!
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