The best Chuck Norris jokes

Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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