The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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