The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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