The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, game
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, work
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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has 38.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, duck
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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