Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.