Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.