The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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