Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine. Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.