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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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