Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.