The best Chuck Norris jokes

We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, sport
Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
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has 51.80 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, history
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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