Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.