The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death, health, life
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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