The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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has 37.93 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, Chuck Norris
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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