We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.