The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
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America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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