Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.