Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.