The best Chuck Norris jokes

Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Chuck norris can control chaos.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, genie, stupid
Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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