The best Chuck Norris jokes

For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
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