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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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