The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: beauty, Chuck Norris, sex, women
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, science
Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever? A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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has 47.66 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Facebook
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, technology
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