Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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