It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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