The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, sport
One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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has 37.88 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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has 37.88 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: airplane, business, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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has 37.83 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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has 37.73 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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has 37.63 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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