The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.