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Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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