The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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has 37.63 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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