Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...