The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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