The best Chuck Norris jokes

The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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