Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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