Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.