Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.