Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
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Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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