Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.