Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".