The best Chuck Norris jokes

My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: bible, catholic, Chuck Norris
Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, genie, stupid
Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
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