Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.