The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, heaven
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart
When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, political
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football, kids
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, dog
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