The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.