Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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