The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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has 37.88 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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has 37.73 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, funeral, hospital
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, IT, technology
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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has 37.63 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, Chuck Norris
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