Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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