Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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