The best Chuck Norris jokes

Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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