The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
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Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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