The best Chuck Norris jokes

They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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has 47.81 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, funeral, hospital
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: beauty, Chuck Norris, sex, women
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, geography, sex, technology
If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cop
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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