The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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