Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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