The best Chuck Norris jokes

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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