The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, kids
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!
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Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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