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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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