Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.