There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.