The best Chuck Norris jokes

Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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