Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.