The best Chuck Norris jokes

Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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