The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
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