The best Chuck Norris jokes

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
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