The best Chuck Norris jokes

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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