The best Chuck Norris jokes

Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone. Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
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has 37.45 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death, travel, winter
Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
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has 37.45 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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has 37.36 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared. These are known as black holes.
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has 37.36 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, life
Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, time
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
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