The best Chuck Norris jokes

Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Halloween
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
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has 40.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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has 40.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, technology
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, cop
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, death, food, morbid
Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, hunting
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, food, life
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, military
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