Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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How far can you spit.
Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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