Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...