The best Chuck Norris jokes

God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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