Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.