Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.