Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.