The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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has 47.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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