The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: beauty, Chuck Norris, sex, women
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military, war
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, science
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