On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]