Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.