The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, soccer
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
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