The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 50.70 % from 22 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Vote: has 50.70 % from 22 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, technology
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
Vote: has 50.70 % from 22 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
Vote: has 50.70 % from 22 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
Vote: has 50.70 % from 22 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
Vote: has 50.70 % from 22 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, college, graduation, time
Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
Vote: has 50.70 % from 22 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 50.70 % from 22 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, soccer
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Vote: has 50.64 % from 34 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
Vote: has 50.64 % from 34 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, sport


<<<222223224225
More jokes →
Page 222 of 245.