Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.