The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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