On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.