Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices.
His vehicles run on fear.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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