The best Chuck Norris jokes

When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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