The best Chuck Norris jokes

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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