The best Chuck Norris jokes

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, mean
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, sport
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, Chuck Norris
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