When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.