Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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