When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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