Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.