Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever? A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.