The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared. These are known as black holes.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
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