The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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