The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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