The best Chuck Norris jokes

America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, IT, technology
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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