The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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has 37.14 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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has 37.14 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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has 37.14 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, science
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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has 37.08 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: beauty, Chuck Norris, sex, women
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