The best Chuck Norris jokes

A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
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