Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".