Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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