When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.