Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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