Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.