Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph.
Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
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