The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
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has 37.45 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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