Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.