When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.