The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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