The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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has 37.60 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, duck
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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has 37.45 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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has 37.45 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: air force, airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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has 37.36 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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has 37.14 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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has 37.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
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