The best Chuck Norris jokes

Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever? A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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has 47.66 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Facebook
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, technology
Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
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