The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
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has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, money
Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever? A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, food, Santa
They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, gay
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Halloween
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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has 38.91 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, duck
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
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