When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is...
Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.