Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest.
Chuck Norris won by 5.
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