When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.