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Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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