Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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