Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.