The best Chuck Norris jokes

Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, soccer
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
Vote:
has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
Vote:
has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
Vote:
has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
Vote:
has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
Vote:
has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
Vote:
has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Vote:
has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, mean
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Vote:
has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Vote:
has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
<<<224225226227
More jokes →
Page 224 of 249.