The best Chuck Norris jokes

Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hunting
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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