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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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