Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face.
Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men.
The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons.
Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face.
There is only one King.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
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Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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