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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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