The best Chuck Norris jokes

You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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has 37.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, health, kids
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris never swam. Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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