Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
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Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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