Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.