Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.