The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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