Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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