When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.