When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!"
When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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