When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At night.
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