When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, science
More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, science
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.