When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.