When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.