When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.