When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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