Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.