The best Chuck Norris jokes

Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, military, war
Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, horse
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, health, kids
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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has 39.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart
Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, ugly, Yo mama
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