The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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has 32.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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has 32.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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has 32.30 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death, health, life
Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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has 32.30 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political, work
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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has 32.12 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time, travel
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, love
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