Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.