Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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