The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, terrorist
If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, military, war
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, time
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