The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, work
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: beauty, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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has 40.93 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Halloween
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, military
Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, medical
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