The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, military
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, work
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: beauty, Chuck Norris
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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