Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.