Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.