Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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Kids dream about having superpowers.
Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right?
Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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