The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, military, war
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, terrorist
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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has 40.93 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Halloween
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, military
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, medical
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, horse
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