The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, health, political
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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