God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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