The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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has 36.81 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: airplane, business, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game, IT, technology
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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