Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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