Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.