Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.