The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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has 31.68 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cowboy, time
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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has 30.74 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, mean
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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has 30.59 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, math
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
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