Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies.
We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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