Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado... When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.