The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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has 33.24 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, mean
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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has 32.71 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, time
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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has 32.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, math
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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has 32.12 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: baby, birthday, Chuck Norris, doctor
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