The best Chuck Norris jokes

Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, time
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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has 26.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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has 26.33 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, memory, technology
Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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has 26.31 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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has 26.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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has 26.01 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game, IT, technology
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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has 26.01 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish, food
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