The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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has 32.82 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cowboy, time
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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has 32.71 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: baby, birthday, Chuck Norris, doctor
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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has 32.71 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, time
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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has 32.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, math
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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has 32.12 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, soccer, sport
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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has 31.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
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