The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
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has 29.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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has 29.10 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, money
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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has 28.82 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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has 28.82 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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has 28.48 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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has 28.45 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado... When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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has 28.24 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, religious, weather
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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has 28.23 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, mean
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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has 27.81 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, memory, technology
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