The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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has 27.58 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, religious, wine
There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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has 27.58 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science, time
If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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has 26.88 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game, IT, technology
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, weather
We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, time
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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has 26.68 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, math
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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has 26.59 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: bible, catholic, Chuck Norris
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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has 26.59 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, mean
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