Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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