Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second.
It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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