The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, time
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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has 26.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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has 26.01 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game, IT, technology
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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has 26.01 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish, food
Jesus is the son of God. God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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has 25.99 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dad, family, golf
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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has 25.74 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, math
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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has 25.67 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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has 25.67 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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has 25.48 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, memory, technology
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