Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.