Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.