The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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has 35.32 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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has 35.12 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, cowboy, time
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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has 34.96 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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has 34.70 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cowboy, time
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game, IT, technology
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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