The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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has 28.99 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money, technology
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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has 28.82 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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has 28.38 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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has 28.38 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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has 28.32 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, religious, wine
If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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has 28.27 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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has 27.59 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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has 27.58 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science, time
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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has 26.83 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, weather
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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