The best Chuck Norris jokes

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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has 35.51 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, mean
Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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has 35.01 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, cowboy, time
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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has 34.96 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Facebook
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
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has 33.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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