The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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has 30.41 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game, IT, technology
We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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has 30.41 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, time
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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has 30.36 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, food, life
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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has 30.14 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Facebook
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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has 30.07 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, kids, sex
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, work
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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has 29.51 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, funeral
Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
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has 29.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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