The best Chuck Norris jokes

Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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has 32.82 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, cowboy, time
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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has 32.65 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, war
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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has 32.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado... When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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has 32.39 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, religious, weather
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, soccer, sport
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