The best Chuck Norris jokes

Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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has 28.48 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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has 27.66 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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has 26.11 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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has 25.71 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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has 25.28 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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has 24.09 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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has 23.79 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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has 23.18 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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has 22.34 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
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has 22.11 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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