The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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has 36.52 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: airplane, business, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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has 36.21 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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has 35.32 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty
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