The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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has 28.78 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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has 28.38 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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has 28.38 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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has 28.32 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, religious, wine
If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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has 28.27 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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has 27.58 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science, time
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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has 26.83 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, weather
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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has 26.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, Chuck Norris, war
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