The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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has 28.82 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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has 28.38 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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has 28.38 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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has 28.32 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, religious, wine
If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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has 28.27 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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has 28.23 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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has 27.58 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science, time
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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has 27.30 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, math
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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has 26.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, health
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