Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn...
Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris...
Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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