Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
Jesus is the son of God. God is the son of Chuck Norris.
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.