The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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has 35.32 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game, IT, technology
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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has 34.36 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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has 34.19 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military, war
Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: air force, airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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