The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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