The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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has 28.99 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money, technology
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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has 28.82 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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has 28.82 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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has 28.82 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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has 28.45 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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has 28.38 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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has 27.74 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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has 27.61 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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has 27.61 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, war
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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has 27.61 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
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