The best Chuck Norris jokes

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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has 32.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, math
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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has 30.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military, war
The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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has 29.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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has 29.42 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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has 28.75 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, memory, technology
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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has 28.48 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, travel
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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has 27.61 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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