The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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has 31.68 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military, war
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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has 31.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, soccer, sport
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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has 28.62 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris, dirty, nurse
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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has 28.48 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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has 28.32 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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has 28.24 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, memory, technology
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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has 26.76 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, cowboy, death
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