The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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has 25.67 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, health
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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has 25.30 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, math
Jesus is the son of God. God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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has 25.19 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dad, family, golf
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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has 25.03 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, kids, sex
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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has 24.97 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, mean
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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has 24.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, death, game
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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has 24.79 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado... When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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has 24.25 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, religious, weather
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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has 24.15 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, work
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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has 23.67 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, soccer, sport
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