The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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has 25.87 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: bible, catholic, Chuck Norris
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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has 25.84 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, mean
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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has 25.67 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
Jesus is the son of God. God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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has 25.19 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dad, family, golf
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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has 24.64 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, kids, sex
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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has 24.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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has 24.15 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, death, game
Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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has 23.88 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado... When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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has 23.87 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, religious, weather
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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has 23.67 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, soccer, sport
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