The best Chuck Norris jokes

The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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has 27.69 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, math
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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has 27.61 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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has 27.61 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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has 27.58 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, time
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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has 27.12 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: bible, catholic, Chuck Norris
There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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has 26.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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has 26.88 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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has 26.11 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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has 25.67 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, health
Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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has 25.30 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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