Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado... When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!