When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.