The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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has 26.52 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, memory, technology
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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has 26.11 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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has 25.67 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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has 25.67 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado... When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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has 25.45 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, religious, weather
Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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has 25.30 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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has 25.12 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish, food
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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has 25.12 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, weather
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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has 24.97 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, time
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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has 24.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, death, game
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