The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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has 25.67 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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has 25.67 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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has 25.03 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, kids, sex
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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has 24.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, death, game
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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has 24.79 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado... When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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has 24.25 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, religious, weather
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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has 24.15 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, work
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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has 23.84 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: bible, catholic, Chuck Norris
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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has 23.79 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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has 23.67 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, soccer, sport
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