The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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has 30.07 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: bible, catholic, Chuck Norris
The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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has 29.51 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military, war
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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has 28.75 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, memory, technology
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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has 28.62 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish, food
Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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has 28.48 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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has 28.48 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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has 28.23 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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has 27.61 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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