The best dirty jokes

Q: What is the difference between your cock, and your bonus? A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!
has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, money, wife, work
I went to a pharmacy and asked for a black condom. Manager wondered and asked me, "why black sir?" "My friend's husband died; I want to console her," I said.
has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty, marriage, mean, relationship, sex
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.
has 74.17 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What's long and hard and has cum in it? A: Cucumber, dirty people.
has 74.14 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants and raised her legs. The dentist said: "Excuse me; I 'm not a gynecologist." "I know," said the old lady "I want you to take my husband's teeth out."
has 74.02 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: dentist, dirty, husband, old people, sex
Did you hear about the theft at the Viagra factory? The police are looking for some hardened criminals!
has 73.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty, viagra
Q. Why doesn't Santa have any children? A. Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.
has 73.90 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A nun gets on a bus thats empty except for the driver. She says "I'm going to die soon but I want to have sex before I die. Problem is I must remain a virgin so it has to be to ass. I can't commit adultery, so the man must be single.Can you fulfill my wish?" "Yes" says the bus driver and fulfills her wish. Feeling guilty he says "I'm sorry I lied, I'm married with 3 kids." "Thats ok" replied the nun "I lied too." "My name is Kevin and Im going to a fancy dress party."
has 73.84 % from 250 votes. More jokes about: car, death, dirty, gay, sex
Q: Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A: Because red means Stop.
has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, communication, dirty, sex
A Yankee from Chicago and a Texan were talking. The Yankee said, "sex is so easy where I'm from we just walk up and stick it in." The Texan said, "where I'm from we stick it in and walk up."
has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geography, mean, sex
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