The best internet jokes

I am often asked, "Is google a man or a women?" My simple answer is: It's a woman because it won't let you finish your sentence without making a suggestion.
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has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: internet, life
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology, work
I follow CIA on Twitter just so they can see how it feels.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: internet, military
Facebook: "My kids are perfect." Instagram: "My kids are beautiful." Twitter: "My kids are why I drink."
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: internet, kids
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, internet, vulgar, Yo mama
A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, IT, prison, time
Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, internet, technology
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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has 67.84 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, internet
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear? A: Lynx
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, IT, technology, work
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, internet, IT, technology