If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses
I am often asked, "Is google a man or a women?" My simple answer is: It's a woman because it won't let you finish your sentence without making a suggestion.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.