Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear?
A: Lynx
Vote:
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
A man walks into a sperm Bank.
He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle.
He decides to start a conversation with him.
He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?"
The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
A press release:
"Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on?
A: Your bad backlinks.
Q: Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?
A: They never want to log off.
Q: Where's Spiderman's home page?
A: On the world wide web.
Vote:
Teacher: "Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions."
Pupil: "It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers."
Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address?
A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Vote:
Facebook: "My kids are perfect."
Instagram: "My kids are beautiful."
Twitter: "My kids are why I drink."