I follow CIA on Twitter just so they can see how it feels.
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
Q: Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? A: They never want to log off.
Facebook: "My kids are perfect." Instagram: "My kids are beautiful." Twitter: "My kids are why I drink."
Q: Where's Spiderman's home page? A: On the world wide web.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.