The best internet jokes

Facebook: "My kids are perfect." Instagram: "My kids are beautiful." Twitter: "My kids are why I drink."
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: internet, kids
Q: Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? A: They never want to log off.
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, internet, money
Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, internet, technology
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, internet, vulgar, Yo mama
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, internet, IT, technology
I am often asked, "Is google a man or a women?" My simple answer is: It's a woman because it won't let you finish your sentence without making a suggestion.
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: internet, life
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear? A: Lynx
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, IT, technology, work
"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, IT, technology
Q: Where's Spiderman's home page? A: On the world wide web.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: internet, technology