I follow CIA on Twitter just so they can see how it feels.
Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear? A: Lynx
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
Facebook: "My kids are perfect." Instagram: "My kids are beautiful." Twitter: "My kids are why I drink."
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."