The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
A man walks into a sperm Bank.
He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle.
He decides to start a conversation with him.
He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?"
The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
A press release:
"Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?"
"I can't help it, I'm hooked."
Vote:
Facebook: "My kids are perfect."
Instagram: "My kids are beautiful."
Twitter: "My kids are why I drink."
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on?
A: Your bad backlinks.
Q: Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?
A: They never want to log off.
Q: Where's Spiderman's home page?
A: On the world wide web.
Vote:
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear?
A: Lynx
Vote:
Teacher: "Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions."
Pupil: "It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers."