The best internet jokes

I follow CIA on Twitter just so they can see how it feels.
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has 68.38 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: internet, military
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, internet, IT, technology
A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
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has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geek, internet, men
Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, internet, technology
A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
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has 66.75 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, IT, prison, time
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology, work
Q: Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? A: They never want to log off.
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has 65.94 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, internet, money
Facebook: "My kids are perfect." Instagram: "My kids are beautiful." Twitter: "My kids are why I drink."
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: internet, kids
Q: Where's Spiderman's home page? A: On the world wide web.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: internet, technology
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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has 64.69 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, internet