Girls are like an internet virus: they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile...
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
Facebook: "My kids are perfect." Instagram: "My kids are beautiful." Twitter: "My kids are why I drink."
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
I am often asked, "Is google a man or a women?" My simple answer is: It's a woman because it won't let you finish your sentence without making a suggestion.