The best internet jokes

Facebook: "My kids are perfect." Instagram: "My kids are beautiful." Twitter: "My kids are why I drink."
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: internet, kids
I am often asked, "Is google a man or a women?" My simple answer is: It's a woman because it won't let you finish your sentence without making a suggestion.
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has 70.55 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: internet, life
Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, internet, technology
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, internet, vulgar, Yo mama
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology, work
I follow CIA on Twitter just so they can see how it feels.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: internet, military
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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has 68.29 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, internet
A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
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has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, IT, prison, time
"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!" "Don't you mean netsurfing?" "No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, technology, time
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: food, friendship, internet, IT, technology