The best internet jokes

Facebook: "My kids are perfect." Instagram: "My kids are beautiful." Twitter: "My kids are why I drink."
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If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
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Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
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WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 60.56 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

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