The best internet jokes

I follow CIA on Twitter just so they can see how it feels.
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has 69.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: internet, military
Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, internet, technology
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear? A: Lynx
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, IT, technology, work
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, internet, IT, technology
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: food, friendship, internet, IT, technology
"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
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has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, IT, technology
A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
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has 66.88 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geek, internet, men
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology, work
Facebook: "My kids are perfect." Instagram: "My kids are beautiful." Twitter: "My kids are why I drink."
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: internet, kids
A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
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has 65.56 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, IT, prison, time