"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
I follow CIA on Twitter just so they can see how it feels.
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear? A: Lynx
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
Q: Where's Spiderman's home page? A: On the world wide web.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
Teacher: "Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions." Pupil: "It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers."
Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.