Facebook: "My kids are perfect." Instagram: "My kids are beautiful." Twitter: "My kids are why I drink."
If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.