Girls are like an internet virus: they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile...
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Facebook: "My kids are perfect." Instagram: "My kids are beautiful." Twitter: "My kids are why I drink."
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
I am often asked, "Is google a man or a women?" My simple answer is: It's a woman because it won't let you finish your sentence without making a suggestion.