I am often asked, "Is google a man or a women?" My simple answer is: It's a woman because it won't let you finish your sentence without making a suggestion.
Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
I follow CIA on Twitter just so they can see how it feels.
Facebook: "My kids are perfect." Instagram: "My kids are beautiful." Twitter: "My kids are why I drink."
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
Q: What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A: Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear? A: Lynx
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!