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Girls are like an internet virus: they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile...
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The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Facebook: "My kids are perfect." Instagram: "My kids are beautiful." Twitter: "My kids are why I drink."
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
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"Have you got the address of the butter website?" "Yes, but don't spread it around."
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Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
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I am often asked, "Is google a man or a women?" My simple answer is: It's a woman because it won't let you finish your sentence without making a suggestion.
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