The best IT jokes

Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, IT
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, internet, IT
Virus "Windows" found: Delete, Repair, Next?
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: IT
Someday, the people who know how to use computers will rule over those who don’t. And there will be a special name for them – secretaries.
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: IT
What’s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? The car salesman can probably drive!
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: IT
A life? Cool… Where can I download one of those?
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: IT
What do computers eat when they get hungry? "Chips."
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer
What do computers do when they get hungry? They eat chips!
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has 38.60 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: IT
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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has 38.25 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT
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