The best IT jokes

When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.
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Why was the IT support worker bad-tempered? Because he had a chip on his shoulder.
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Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.
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A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone.
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A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish." The programmer pulled out a map of the Mediterranean area and said "I'd like there to be a just and last peace among the people in the middle east." The genie responded, "Gee, I don't know. Those people have been fighting since the beginning of time. I can do just about anything, but this is beyond my limits." The programmer then said, "Well, I am a programmer and my programs have a lot of users. Please make all the users satisfied with my programs, and let them ask sensible changes" Genie: "Uh, let me see that map again."
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Bill Gates was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target. Bill Gates looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, IT
What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: beauty, geek, IT, women
James Bond got this email from a friend: CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, IT
Two programmers in a bar: Do you see that chick there? Look at here “properties”! Yes, I’ve already “tested” here last night... they are read-only!
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: IT
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, IT, technology
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