What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb? A thyme machine.
Windows: Weapon off mass destruction!
Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and restart. Order shall return.
Software isn’t released, it’s allowed to escape.
What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac? DON'T keep taking the tablets!
Where does the acronym LOTUS come from? Let Only Users Suffer.
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
How do insects communicate? By bee mail.