Two programmers in a bar:
Do you see that chick there?
Look at here “properties”!
Yes, I’ve already “tested” here last night... they are read-only!
What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman?
"Immediately start downloading it."
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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What’s an Athlon at 1,2 GHz processor that runs for 9 minutes without a cooler called?
8.5 minutes burned processor.
Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years.
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
What’s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?
The car salesman can probably drive!
A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone.
A life? Cool… Where can I download one of those?
James Bond got this email from a friend:
CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?