The best IT jokes

A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: IT
A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish." The programmer pulled out a map of the Mediterranean area and said "I'd like there to be a just and last peace among the people in the middle east." The genie responded, "Gee, I don't know. Those people have been fighting since the beginning of time. I can do just about anything, but this is beyond my limits." The programmer then said, "Well, I am a programmer and my programs have a lot of users. Please make all the users satisfied with my programs, and let them ask sensible changes" Genie: "Uh, let me see that map again."
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: IT
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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has 42.00 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, internet, IT, technology
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT
What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: beauty, geek, IT, women
James Bond got this email from a friend: CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, IT
Bill Gates was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target. Bill Gates looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, IT
Two programmers in a bar: Do you see that chick there? Look at here “properties”! Yes, I’ve already “tested” here last night... they are read-only!
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: IT
Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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has 41.13 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, IT, technology
I have a statistics joke, but it's not significant. I have a regression joke, but it sounds quite mean. I have a machine learning joke, but it is not performing as well on a new audience. I have a joke about deep learning but I can't explain it. I have a geography joke, but I don't know where it is.
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has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: IT, school
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