Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?
Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and restart.
Order shall return.
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..
I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?
Of course I do - it's Facebook...
What do computers do when they get hungry?
They eat chips!
Linux is like a wigwam: no windows, no gates, apache inside...
What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb?
A thyme machine.
Windows: Weapon off mass destruction!
Software isn’t released, it’s allowed to escape.
What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac?
DON'T keep taking the tablets!