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Two programmers in a bar: Do you see that chick there? Look at here “properties”! Yes, I’ve already “tested” here last night... they are read-only!
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What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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What’s an Athlon at 1,2 GHz processor that runs for 9 minutes without a cooler called? 8.5 minutes burned processor.
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Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple. Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore. Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years. Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back. AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
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What did the computer do at lunchtime? Had a byte!
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What’s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? The car salesman can probably drive!
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A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone.
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A life? Cool… Where can I download one of those?
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James Bond got this email from a friend: CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?
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