Having been erased, The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped.
What do you get if you cross a computer and a policeman? PC Plod.
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
This website may not be idiot proof, but at least it’s dimwit resistant.
Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet? It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
What do you get when you cross an apple with a nun? A computer that won’t go down.
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"
Windows: Artificial Intelligence!
What does the informatics teacher scream when he’s drowning? - F1, F1, F1...