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Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal? A: The lynx.
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Having been erased, The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped.
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What do you get if you cross a computer and a policeman? PC Plod.
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Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
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This website may not be idiot proof, but at least it’s dimwit resistant.
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A tourist was drowning in the sea: Help! Help! He screams. Very calm the fisherman says: Press F1 already and stop screaming. You’re scaring the fishes away.
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Double your drive space. Delete Windows!
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What do you get when you cross an apple with a nun? A computer that won’t go down.
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Windows: Artificial Intelligence!
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What does the informatics teacher scream when he’s drowning? - F1, F1, F1...
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