Someday, the people who know how to use computers will rule over those who don’t. And there will be a special name for them – secretaries.
When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.
How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That’s a hardware problem!
An internet maniac boy asks his father: Daddy, why do we have five fingers if the mouse has only two buttons?
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
How come the women loves the PC? It’s easier to turn on!
I’ve got one those special filter programmes on my Internet access. It’s really handy, it blocks out everything except porn sites.
Two packets walk into a bar. One of the packets asks the bartender for a drink, and gets no response The other packet tries and the bartender shrugs him off. One packet leans to the other and says, "The quality of service here is terrible!"
I’ve invented a human computer. When he does a mistake he blames another computer.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.