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Someday, the people who know how to use computers will rule over those who don’t. And there will be a special name for them – secretaries.
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When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.
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How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That’s a hardware problem!
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An internet maniac boy asks his father: Daddy, why do we have five fingers if the mouse has only two buttons?
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Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
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How come the women loves the PC? It’s easier to turn on!
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I’ve got one those special filter programmes on my Internet access. It’s really handy, it blocks out everything except porn sites.
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Two packets walk into a bar. One of the packets asks the bartender for a drink, and gets no response The other packet tries and the bartender shrugs him off. One packet leans to the other and says, "The quality of service here is terrible!"
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I’ve invented a human computer. When he does a mistake he blames another computer.
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A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
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