The best IT jokes

What’s an Athlon at 1,2 GHz processor that runs for 9 minutes without a cooler called? 8.5 minutes burned processor.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
An internet maniac boy asks his father: Daddy, why do we have five fingers if the mouse has only two buttons?
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: computer, dad, IT
How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That’s a hardware problem!
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: IT
When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game, IT, technology
An engineer, a manager and a programmer are driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes fail and the car careens down the road until it hits a tree. They all get out and discuss how to fix the car. The manager says, ‘To fix this problem we need to organise a committee and develop a mission statement.’ The engineer says, ‘That would take too long. I have my penknife here. I’ll take apart the brake system, isolate the problem, and correct it.’ The programmer says, ‘No, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again.’
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: IT
Someday, the people who know how to use computers will rule over those who don’t. And there will be a special name for them – secretaries.
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: IT
God called a meeting of George Bush, Tony Blair and Bill Gates. ‘I’ve given you all the tools you needed to make a better world,’ says God. ‘But you’ve failed and I’m ending the world in two weeks.’ Bush goes on TV and says, ‘I have good news and bad news. The good news is that God exists. The bad news is that the world will end in two weeks.’ Tony Blair says, ‘I have bad news and really bad news. The bad news is that God is really annoyed. The really bad news is he’s going to destroy us.’ Bill Gates calls his workers together and says, ‘I have good news and great news. The good news is that God thinks I’m one of the three most powerful people in the world. The great news is that we don’t have to fix the bugs in the new Windows package.’
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: IT
What do computers do when they get hungry? They eat chips!
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has 33.50 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: IT
Fed up with your computer winning at chess? Try it at kick-boxing instead!
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: IT
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