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Having been erased, The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped.
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What do you get if you cross a computer and a policeman? PC Plod.
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Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
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This website may not be idiot proof, but at least it’s dimwit resistant.
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Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet? It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
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What do you get when you cross an apple with a nun? A computer that won’t go down.
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Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"
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Windows: Artificial Intelligence!
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What does the informatics teacher scream when he’s drowning? - F1, F1, F1...
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