I have a statistics joke, but it's not significant. I have a regression joke, but it sounds quite mean. I have a machine learning joke, but it is not performing as well on a new audience. I have a joke about deep learning but I can't explain it. I have a geography joke, but I don't know where it is.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
What do computers do when they get hungry? They eat chips!
Virus "Windows" found: Delete, Repair, Next?
Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple. Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore. Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years. Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back. AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
Someday, the people who know how to use computers will rule over those who don’t. And there will be a special name for them – secretaries.
What’s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? The car salesman can probably drive!