Where does the acronym LOTUS come from? Let Only Users Suffer.
Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
How do insects communicate? By bee mail.
The website you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist.
The keyboard is painted in camouflage.
The web isn’t better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.
Why did the Irishman give up internet shopping? The trolley kept falling off the computer.
What did one computer say to the other? 010101101010101010101