The best IT jokes

Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, technology
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, IT
What do computers do when they get hungry? They eat chips!
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has 39.62 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: IT
Virus "Windows" found: Delete, Repair, Next?
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: IT
Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple. Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore. Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years. Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back. AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: IT
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: IT
Someday, the people who know how to use computers will rule over those who don’t. And there will be a special name for them – secretaries.
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: IT
What’s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? The car salesman can probably drive!
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: IT
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