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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, IT
Virus "Windows" found: Delete, Repair, Next?
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Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple. Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore. Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years. Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back. AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
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Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…
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A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire. The three men try to solve the problem. The project manager said: "Let's catch a cab and in ten minutes we'll reach our destination." The computer programmer said: "We have here the driver's guide. I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive." The computer operator said: "First of all, let's turn off the engine and turn it on again. Maybe it will fix the problem." Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by and said: "Try to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in and try again."
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Someday, the people who know how to use computers will rule over those who don’t. And there will be a special name for them – secretaries.
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What’s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? The car salesman can probably drive!
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: IT
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