I have a statistics joke, but it's not significant.
I have a regression joke, but it sounds quite mean.
I have a machine learning joke, but it is not performing as well on a new audience.
I have a joke about deep learning but I can't explain it.
I have a geography joke, but I don't know where it is.
When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
Vote:
Q: How do you fix a broken website?
A: With stick e-tape.
Vote:
What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman?
"Immediately start downloading it."
Two programmers in a bar:
Do you see that chick there?
Look at here “properties”!
Yes, I’ve already “tested” here last night... they are read-only!
What do computers do when they get hungry?
They eat chips!
How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Are you kidding?
That’s a hardware problem!
Virus "Windows" found: Delete, Repair, Next?
A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp.
Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish."
The programmer pulled out a map of the Mediterranean area and said "I'd like there to be a just and last peace among the people in the middle east."
The genie responded, "Gee, I don't know. Those people have been fighting since the beginning of time. I can do just about anything, but this is beyond my limits."
The programmer then said, "Well, I am a programmer and my programs have a lot of users. Please make all the users satisfied with my programs, and let them ask sensible changes"
Genie: "Uh, let me see that map again."