A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire.
The three men try to solve the problem.
The project manager said: "Let's catch a cab and in ten minutes we'll reach our destination."
The computer programmer said: "We have here the driver's guide.
I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive."
The computer operator said: "First of all, let's turn off the engine and turn it on again.
Maybe it will fix the problem."
Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by and said: "Try to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in and try again."
When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
Vote:
I have a statistics joke, but it's not significant.
I have a regression joke, but it sounds quite mean.
I have a machine learning joke, but it is not performing as well on a new audience.
I have a joke about deep learning but I can't explain it.
I have a geography joke, but I don't know where it is.
Q: How do you fix a broken website?
A: With stick e-tape.
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What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman?
"Immediately start downloading it."
What do computers do when they get hungry?
They eat chips!
Two programmers in a bar:
Do you see that chick there?
Look at here “properties”!
Yes, I’ve already “tested” here last night... they are read-only!
How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Are you kidding?
That’s a hardware problem!
Virus "Windows" found: Delete, Repair, Next?