The best IT jokes

What do computers do when they get hungry? They eat chips!
has 31.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why did the lumberjack get nowhere with the internet? He kept logging on and off.
has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
has 31.48 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, internet, IT
What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online? Thomas the search engine.
has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: IT
I’ve invented a human computer. When he does a mistake he blames another computer.
has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: IT
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
has 29.97 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, memory, technology
Two packets walk into a bar. One of the packets asks the bartender for a drink, and gets no response The other packet tries and the bartender shrugs him off. One packet leans to the other and says, "The quality of service here is terrible!"
has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: IT
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
has 29.73 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: customer service, Facebook, internet, IT, technology
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. "Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks." Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message: "Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better."
has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: health, IT, medical, money, time
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