The best IT jokes

A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: IT
What do computers do when they get hungry? They eat chips!
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has 31.96 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: IT
Linux is like a wigwam: no windows, no gates, apache inside...
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why did the lumberjack get nowhere with the internet? He kept logging on and off.
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: IT
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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has 31.08 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, memory, technology
What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online? Thomas the search engine.
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
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has 30.41 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, internet, IT
I’ve invented a human computer. When he does a mistake he blames another computer.
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: IT
Two packets walk into a bar. One of the packets asks the bartender for a drink, and gets no response The other packet tries and the bartender shrugs him off. One packet leans to the other and says, "The quality of service here is terrible!"
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: IT
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