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Linux is like a wigwam: no windows, no gates, apache inside...
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What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb? A thyme machine.
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Windows: Weapon off mass destruction!
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Software isn’t released, it’s allowed to escape.
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What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac? DON'T keep taking the tablets!
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Where does the acronym LOTUS come from? Let Only Users Suffer.
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Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
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What do you get when you cross an apple with a nun? A computer that won’t go down.
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Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
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This website may not be idiot proof, but at least it’s dimwit resistant.
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