The best IT jokes

Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet? It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
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Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"
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The mouse is referred to as a ‘little bugger’.
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With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: ‘My Novel’ not found.
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Bill Gates is judged for bigamy. He says: If you live with two women’s it does not mean bigamy, it means multitasking.
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The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.
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The six front keys have rotted out.
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay!
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The monitor is up on blocks.
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