The best IT jokes

Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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has 33.74 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone.
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: IT
I’ve got one those special filter programmes on my Internet access. It’s really handy, it blocks out everything except porn sites.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: IT
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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has 33.24 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, IT, technology
Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: IT
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue…
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
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has 32.71 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, internet, IT
An unfailingly polite lady called to ask for help with a Windows installation that had gone terribly wrong. Customer: "I brought my Windows disks from work to install them on my home computer." Training stresses that we are "not the Software Police," so I let the little act of piracy slide. Tech Support: "Umm-hmm. What happened?" Customer: "As I put each disk in it turns out they weren't initialized." Tech Support: "Do you remember the message exactly, ma'am?" Customer: (proudly) "I wrote it down. 'This is not a Macintosh disk. Would you like to initialize it?'" Tech Support: "Er, what happened next?" Customer: "After they were initialized, all the disks appeared to be blank. And now I brought them back to work, and I can't read them in the A: drive; the PC wants to format them. And this is our only set of Windows disks for the whole office. Did I do something wrong?"
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has 32.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: IT
You realize that you are dependent of the internet when: You forget in what year you are. You get out from you’re room and you discover that you’re parent moved and you don’t even know when that happened. You dream only of quick connections. You open you’re interphone when you get out from you’re room so you can hear when you get an e-mail.
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: IT
How come the women loves the PC? It’s easier to turn on!
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, love
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