The best IT jokes

Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: IT
Software isn’t released, it’s allowed to escape.
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: IT
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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has 34.70 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, IT, technology
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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has 33.74 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone.
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: IT
What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online? Thomas the search engine.
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: IT
Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple. Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore. Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years. Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back. AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
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has 32.71 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, internet, IT
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