Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet? It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"
The mouse is referred to as a ‘little bugger’.
With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: ‘My Novel’ not found.
Bill Gates is judged for bigamy. He says: If you live with two women’s it does not mean bigamy, it means multitasking.
The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.
The six front keys have rotted out.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay!