Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
Software isn’t released, it’s allowed to escape.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone.
What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online?
Thomas the search engine.
Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years.
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail?
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.