The best IT jokes

What did one computer say to the other? 010101101010101010101
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has 20.19 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: IT
Windows: Artificial Intelligence!
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has 19.53 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: IT
Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal? A: The lynx.
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has 19.23 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: IT
What do you get if you cross a computer and a policeman? PC Plod.
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has 18.64 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: IT
Having been erased, The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped.
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has 18.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: IT
A tourist was drowning in the sea: Help! Help! He screams. Very calm the fisherman says: Press F1 already and stop screaming. You’re scaring the fishes away.
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has 18.33 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fish, IT
In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"
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has 15.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: car, geek, IT, mechanic, programmer
With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: ‘My Novel’ not found.
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has 13.20 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: IT
The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.
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has 12.34 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: IT
Bill Gates is judged for bigamy. He says: If you live with two women’s it does not mean bigamy, it means multitasking.
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has 11.59 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, IT
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