The best IT jokes

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has 18.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: IT
In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"
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has 16.26 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: car, geek, IT, mechanic, programmer
With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: ‘My Novel’ not found.
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has 13.20 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: IT
The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.
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has 12.34 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: IT
Bill Gates is judged for bigamy. He says: If you live with two women’s it does not mean bigamy, it means multitasking.
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has 11.59 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, IT
The monitor is up on blocks.
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has 11.59 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: IT
The mouse is referred to as a ‘little bugger’.
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has 11.06 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: IT
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay!
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has 11.06 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: IT
The six front keys have rotted out.
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has 10.04 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: IT
Outgoing e-mails have tobacco stains on them.
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has 8.72 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: IT
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