What do you get if you cross a computer and a policeman? PC Plod.
Having been erased, The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped.
In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"
With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: ‘My Novel’ not found.
The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.
Bill Gates is judged for bigamy. He says: If you live with two women’s it does not mean bigamy, it means multitasking.
The mouse is referred to as a ‘little bugger’.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay!