The web isn’t better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.
A tourist was drowning in the sea: Help! Help! He screams. Very calm the fisherman says: Press F1 already and stop screaming. You’re scaring the fishes away.
What does the informatics teacher scream when he’s drowning? - F1, F1, F1...
What do you get if you cross a computer and a policeman? PC Plod.
Having been erased, The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped.
In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"
The mouse is referred to as a ‘little bugger’.
With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: ‘My Novel’ not found.
The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.