The web isn’t better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.
Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal? A: The lynx.
What did one computer say to the other? 010101101010101010101
Having been erased, The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped.
Why did the Irishman give up internet shopping? The trolley kept falling off the computer.
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
What do you get if you cross a computer and a policeman? PC Plod.
What does the informatics teacher scream when he’s drowning? - F1, F1, F1...
In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"