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Why did the Irishman give up internet shopping? The trolley kept falling off the computer.
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
What do you get if you cross a computer and a policeman? PC Plod.
What does the informatics teacher scream when he’s drowning? - F1, F1, F1...
In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"
Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet? It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: ‘My Novel’ not found.
The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.