The web isn’t better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.
What does the informatics teacher scream when he’s drowning? - F1, F1, F1...
What did one computer say to the other? 010101101010101010101
Why did the Irishman give up internet shopping? The trolley kept falling off the computer.
Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal? A: The lynx.
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
A tourist was drowning in the sea: Help! Help! He screams. Very calm the fisherman says: Press F1 already and stop screaming. You’re scaring the fishes away.
What do you get if you cross a computer and a policeman? PC Plod.