I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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