I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
Chuck norris can control chaos.
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"