I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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