I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.