I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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