If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.