If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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