If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.