When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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