When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
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