When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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