When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
Chuck Norris can say never.
Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.