Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth. Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.