Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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