Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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