Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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