Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.