Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements.
If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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