Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.