Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''