Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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