Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.