Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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