Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At night.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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