Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.