Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face.
The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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