Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris.
It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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