Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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