Joke #9783

Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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