Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.