Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.